We’ll never believe that the Fast Board of Directors is anything other than refined gentlemen and consummate professionals. Which is why the only explanation for this news is that the BoD member was somehow channeling Martin Lawrence. Not kid-friendly Open Season Martin Lawrence, but high as a kite, gun waving in traffic, jogging on the hottest day in LA with a wool hat on Martin Lawrence.
Be sure to check out the Wikipedia section “Changes in Board of Directors” which gives a quick English translation. Also, let it be noted for the record, that we at the Downward Spiral never have and never will edit Wikipedia – we leave that to our devoted cult-like followers.